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Issue #64 — Friday 11 September 2026

Good morning, Mendips! It's Friday, and we've got a packed weekend ahead — from Gilbert and Sullivan under the stars at the Bishop's Palace to a five-thousand-year-old mystery on the hills above Priddy. Plus your usual dose of local news, What's On and the week's weather.

📆 What Shall We Do For The Weekend? — Friday to Sunday highlights

📰 Hot News - Mendips Style — Wells parking charges · Shepton allotment rents · Giant hornets found in Somerset - Glastonbury 5G mast

🏛 The Mendip Monument Nobody Finished Building — a Priddy mystery

🔤 Uxbridge English Dictionary

📆 What's On This Week — across the Mendips

🌡️ Weather — Wells BA5 forecast

What Shall We Do For The Weekend?

This weekend's the real deal for anyone who likes their fun with a bit of theatre in it — literally, in one case. Between a pirate opera at the Palace, a music festival in a five-hundred-year-old abbey and a fairground rolling into Glastonbury, there's very little excuse to stay in.

Friday evening belongs to The Pirates of Penzance at The Bishop's Palace, where Illyria's outdoor touring production brings Gilbert and Sullivan's swashbuckling comic opera to the Palace lawns from 6.30pm — bring a rug, a flask, and low expectations of anyone's ability to sing quietly. Out at the Bath & West Showground, the South West Motorhome & Campervan Show opens for the weekend too, ideal for anyone who likes to window-shop a life on the road without committing to it.

Bath & West Showground

Saturday is when it all properly kicks off. Glastonbury Abbey hosts Night at the Abbey from 2pm, with Sophie Ellis-Bextor headlining a bill that also features The Blow Monkeys and members of Hot Chip and Orbital — tickets are selling fast, so don't dawdle if you fancy dancing among the ruins. History fans (and their children) are better served by History Alive: Vikings at the Bishop's Palace, a two-day living history weekend included with normal admission — expect shield walls, storytelling and a fair bit of good-natured shouting.

Down in Glastonbury town centre, the Tor Charter Fair rolls in for its long-running run of rides and stalls, a proper old-fashioned fairground for anyone who wants candyfloss with their weekend.

If you'd rather bring the dog than the kids, Pawsome Pooch returns to Clarks Village in Street across Saturday and Sunday — a dog-friendly takeover of the outlet village that's become a regular fixture for four-legged shoppers and their humans. And if Sunday finds you at a loose end, the Frome Record Fair at the Cheese & Grain opens at 9am for anyone happy to spend a morning flicking through crates of vinyl, with The Wonder of Stevie — a tribute to the one and only Stevie Wonder — closing out the weekend there from 7pm.

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🅿️ Wells Parking Charges Could Rise From December

Somerset Council is proposing a new county-wide parking framework that could push up charges at four of Wells's council-run car parks — Princes Road, South Street, Tucker Street and Union Street. The Executive will consider the plan on 23 September, with any rise taking effect from December; councillor Richard Wilkins says the changes are "fundamentally about fairness and consistency across Somerset."

First Yellow-Legged Hornets Found in Somerset — And They Were Tracked Down in Ashcott

Somerset has recorded its first-ever sighting of the yellow-legged hornet, also known as the Asian hornet, after a beekeeper in Ashcott, near Street, spotted one near their hives last week, prompting an immediate response from the National Bee Unit, according to the Somerset Beekeepers Association..

More hornets turned up the next day, and the unit tagged one electronically, tracking it — alongside traditional methods — back to its nest. On Friday 28 August, the nest was found deep in a bramble patch and was scheduled for destruction that week.

Lynne Ingram, master beekeeper and head of Somerset's Asian Hornet Action Team, said early reporting made the difference: "Because someone took a photo and used the Asian Hornet Watch app, the National Bee Unit — supported by our trained volunteers — was able to act quickly and plan to destroy the nest before new queens emerged" (Somerset Daily).

First detected in the UK in 2016, the species has spread steadily since. It's slightly smaller than our native hornet: an almost entirely dark brown or black body, bright yellow "socks" on the legs, and a single yellow-orange band near the tail. It poses no greater risk to health than a bee, but preys heavily on honeybees, bumblebees, hoverflies and other pollinators.

With Mendip well within range of Ashcott, local beekeepers are urged to stay alert. If you spot one, don't disturb it — take a photo, note the location, and report via the free Asian Hornet Watch app or online form. Click the Gov.uk link below.

🌱 Shepton Mallet Allotment Rents To Rise From October

Rents on all 100 plots across Shepton Mallet's three town-run allotment sites — Allyn Saxon Drive, Whitstone Road and Hitchen Lane — are going up by £5 a year from October, with small plots seeing the steepest rise, up 17% to £35. Shepton Mallet Town Council says tenants were given the required year's notice; despite the increase, there's still a waiting list for a plot.

📡 5G Mast Plan Divides Opinion In Glastonbury

A proposal to put a 22-metre 5G mast on the Thomas Way industrial estate — replacing a VodafoneThree installation being demolished for redevelopment — has split opinion in Glastonbury. Campaign group People of Glastonbury says it would "tower above the surrounding infrastructure and blight the skyline," while others online have called it "fantastic news" and offered to campaign in support.

English Lessons from the
Uxbridge English Dictionary

I - J

Inarticulate
Stuck on the road to Dover.

Indite
Birmingham food that's within its sell-by date.

Internet
Where England footballers fail to put the ball.

Isolate
Should have left sooner.

Juniper
Did you bite that woman?

🏛️ The Mendip Monument Nobody Finished Building

Up on the high ground near Priddy sit four giant earthwork rings, each nearly 200 metres across, laid out in a rough line stretching three-quarters of a mile. They're older than Stonehenge's first stones, built somewhere around 2900 to 2200 BC, and nobody has ever found so much as a scrap of pottery or a discarded tool inside them to say what they were actually for.

Archaeologists call them henges for want of a better word, though technically they're not quite that either — the ditches sit outside the banks rather than in, a layout so unusual it makes the Priddy Circles unique in Britain.

The Priddy Circles

Three of the four are complete, and were clearly finished exactly as their builders intended. The fourth is not. Walk out to the northernmost circle today and you'll find only about two-thirds of a ring. The western arc simply isn't there, and never was.

Test borings in the 1950s found no trace of a bank or ditch in the missing section: no evidence it collapsed, was ploughed flat, or was later robbed for stone. The builders started, then stopped, and nobody came back to finish the job.

Why walk away from a monument you'd invested this much labour into? One theory points at the ground itself. The Priddy plateau sits on limestone riddled with natural sinkholes, and excavations have shown that circle three was built directly over several of them, requiring the builders to level the depressions first. Ground that stayed prone to subsidence for centuries afterwards. It's possible the fourth circle's crew simply hit worse ground than they'd bargained for and gave up rather than build on a monument that might swallow itself.

The archaeologist who excavated the site in the 1950s and 60s, E.K. Tratman, had a more dramatic idea. He wondered whether the arrival of the Beaker people — newcomers who reshaped religious life across Britain in the Late Neolithic — interrupted the builders mid-project, sweeping away whatever beliefs the circles were built to serve before the last one could be completed.

Either way, what's left is an oddly moving thing to stand in front of: a five-thousand-year-old building site, abandoned mid-shift, on a hillside that still won't quite hold still.

All week (11–15 September)

  • Wookey Uncovered — Wookey Hole Caves. Family-friendly guided heritage experience through the caves and Victorian papermill, running through 30 September. More info

  • The Songwriting Life (6-week course) — Abbey House, Glastonbury Abbey. Tuesdays 10am–1pm with songwriter Patrick Duff, running through 14 October. More info

  • Chilcompton Art Club Exhibition — South Cloisters, Wells Cathedral. Members' work on display through 16 September. More info

  • Open Afternoons at St Hugh's Church — Charterhouse on Mendip. Sundays 2–5pm; this Sunday (13th) is the last one before it closes for the season. More info

Friday, 11 September

  • The Pirates of Penzance — 6.30pm, Bishop's Palace, Wells. Illyria's outdoor Gilbert and Sullivan production (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • South West Motorhome & Campervan Show (Fri–Sun) — Bath & West Showground, Shepton Mallet (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • Quiz Night — 8.30pm, Bluebird Cafe & Bar, Wedmore. Free entry. More info

  • Flyte (live music) — 7pm, Cheese & Grain, Frome. More info

  • Glastonbury Tor Charter Fair (Fri–Sun) — Glastonbury Town Centre (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • Glastonbury Tor-Nament 2026 — Tor Leisure, Glastonbury. Long-running Ultimate Frisbee tournament. More info

  • Overpower, Born In Dissonance Plus Guests — The King Arthur, Glastonbury. Thrash/hardcore gig. More info

  • POK & Friends — The Assembly Rooms, Glastonbury. Live gig from Pok of the Spacegoats. More info

  • Railway "Rev Up" (Fri–Sun) — 10am–4pm daily, The Railway Inn, Meare. Free vintage vehicle display. More info

Saturday, 12 September

  • Night at the Abbey — 2pm–11pm, Glastonbury Abbey. Sophie Ellis-Bextor headlines (see Hot News above). More info

  • Inspiral Carpets in Glastonbury — Glastonbury Abbey. Part of the Night at the Abbey line-up (see Hot News above). More info

  • History Alive: Vikings (Sat–Sun) — 9.30am–5.30pm, Bishop's Palace, Wells (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • Mid Somerset Hockey Club Day — 10am–4pm, Wells Blue Sports Centre. Junior games then a mixed senior tournament, with music, food and a raffle. More info

  • Autumn Wells Soup — 12.45–3pm, Wells Cathedral. Community crowdfunding dinner. More info

  • Sheppey Live Music: Riki Buckingham & Amir Mojazzer — 7.30–11pm, The Sheppey, Lower Godney. More info

  • Freesome (the music of Free & Bad Co) — 7pm, Cheese & Grain (Tree House), Frome. More info

  • Mike Dawes — 7pm, Cheese & Grain, Frome. Fingerstyle guitarist. More info

  • Ben Jordan — 8.30pm, Bluebird Cafe & Bar, Wedmore. Free entry. More info

  • The Bumpy Roads Barn Dance — Ashcott Village Hall. Dancing, a light supper and caller Peter Bolton. More info

  • The Scorpios plus support — 8pm, The King Arthur, Glastonbury. More info

  • Pawsome Pooch at Clarks Village (Sat–Sun) — Street (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

Sunday, 13 September

  • Battle of Britain Commemoration Service — Street Methodist Church. More info

  • Frome Record Fair — 9am, Cheese & Grain, Frome (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • The Wonder of Stevie — 7pm, Cheese & Grain, Frome (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above). More info

  • History Alive: Vikings (day two) — Bishop's Palace, Wells (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above).

  • Pawsome Pooch at Clarks Village (day two) — Street (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above).

  • Glastonbury Tor Charter Fair (closing day) — Glastonbury Town Centre (see What Shall We Do For The Weekend? above).

  • Railway "Rev Up" (closing day) — 10am–4pm, The Railway Inn, Meare. Free.

  • Open Afternoons at St Hugh's Church — 2–5pm, Charterhouse on Mendip. Free; the last one of the season (see All week above).

Monday, 14 September

  • A quieter day on the calendar — The Songwriting Life course, the Chilcompton Art Club Exhibition and Wookey Uncovered all continue (see All week above).

Tuesday, 15 September

  • Crook Peak Music Festival: Organ Recital — Robert Anderson — 6–7pm, St Congar's Church, Badgworth. £10 on the door (no online booking).

  • Quiz Night — 7pm, The Waldegrave Arms, East Harptree. £2 per person. More info

🗓️ Coming Up

  • Yeo Valley Organic Garden Festival — Holt Farm, Blagdon. 17–19 September, ticketed. More info

  • The Great Polden Hills Mangelwurzel Day — Edington Village Hall. 20 September.

🎬 This Week at Wells Film Centre

  • Pressure [12A]

  • Practical Magic 2 [12A]

  • Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom [U] — advance shows Sat 12 & Sun 13

  • The Dog Stars [15]

  • Coyote vs. Acme [PG]

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🌡️ Wells BA5 Weather — Week of 11 September 2026

Friday starts with a chance of an early shower before sunny intervals take over, with highs of 21°C and light winds — a good day to be outdoors by the afternoon. It stays mild and mostly dry into the weekend, with Saturday and Sunday both reaching the low-‘twenties, though cloud builds and rain becomes more likely by Saturday evening. Temperatures ease off a little by midweek, dropping to around 18°C on Wednesday under sunnier skies.

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